Why I hate flying

Because :

1) My kids want to pack all their pillows and it means a lot of arguing to tell them they are nuts;

2) They puke and I have to deal with it;

3) Someone is sure to forget something;

4) Someone is sure to leave a bag behind which means I need to remember for everyone;

5) Hubby is going to roam all over the duty free shops while I have to deal with the luggages;

That's why I never book myself a flight to see the football in Ohio eventhough I can get the Ohio State Buckeyes tickets easily from the site. Oh well, I never watch football anyway. But I do wish to fly to the US of A. One day. When I am alone.