All Inclusive Mexico sounds like a fabulous place for me to get those nerves of mine straightened out. But unfortunately, I cannot afford them so I can just dream of the things waiting for me there like those spas. I have never been to a spa 'cos I hate people touching me. Well...not people but strangers. Then again, if they have chocolatey, yummy Mexican hunks, I wouldn't mind.
Damn, they also have nudist beach but probably they won't admit conservative plain Jane like me. Otherwise, I will feast my eyes on the males, sipping tequila and getting my poor old heart thumping so much until I konked out.
Tell me, if you go to a nudist beach, it is a mandatory law that you don't have a piece of clothing on you, right?