I just saw a gorgeous woman who is tall and has a crew cut. I was like wow....I want to have a head like her! Maybe I should. My sons have turned bald and I probably should go follow suit. Of course, not gone bald but have really short hair. I used to have that but somehow, I lost the confidence of having hair like that because you need to carry it well or people will think you have just had chemotheraphy.
Then, I probably need some diet pill to make myself look really thin and people will certainly think I have just survived breast cancer treatment or something.